Mayor of Uranus, Louie Keen
It’s already been a Banner Year for the Honorable Mayor and it’s only going to get better. Following a public outcry for his humbleness to get the recognition he deserves, some patriots finally made their move to create this new annual award.
Few have deserved it more:
- More than a dozen people have called him “Handsome” and about as many, “humble”
- He creates a bunch of jobs
- He brings in a bunch of tax money for the community
- Many have called for the County to be renamed after him
The few “local characters”* who have opposed his great leadership and burgeoning Rap music career are mostly shunned by normal folks.
* “Local character” is our southern polite way of saying “dumbshit”.